Want to support the United Phone Losers and help them rebuild their evil empire? That would be great. There’s a few ways to do it…
SEND US YOUR CASH
The best way to do so is to give us piles and piles of cash! It cost us more money than it should have to get our domain name back, and paying for webhosting sucks. So why not help us out by PayPaling us a chunk of change? Send PayPal donations toВ or click on the link below…
BUY OUR SHIT
Other than sending us money for nothing, which you’re not likely to do, you ungrateful, greedy piece of shit, you can also send us money in exchange for shit we’ll send to you. Check out our merchandise page for things you can buy from us.
TELL OTHERS ABOUT US
Another really amazing (and probably the most effective) way help us out for real is to get people to our site and let them know how we’re the best thing to ever happen to the history of the whole world. Word of mouth is powerful. For example, a simple text link would be great. For the more adventurous, why not link to us through a UPL banner, like one of these…
(thank you rbcp for creating the above banner)
Feel free to create your own images and link back to us that way as well. If they’re awesome, send them in to us so others can use them too.