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SEND US YOUR MONEY AND YOUR FIRST BORN
Want to support the United Phone Losers and help them rebuild their evil empire? The best way to do so is to give us piles and piles of cash! It cost us more money than it should have to get our domain name back, and paying for webhosting sucks. So since we don't have any crappy merchandise to trick you into buying (at least not yet, anyway) why not help us out by PayPaling us a chunk of change? Send PayPal donations to linear [-at-] phonelosers [-dot-] net or click on the link below.
Other than sending us money, which you're not likely to do, you ungrateful, greedy piece of shit, the second best way to support us is through word of mouth. Get people to our site and let them know how we're the best thing to ever happen to the history of the whole world. For example, a simple text link would be great. For the more adventurous, why not link to us through a UPL banner, like one of these...
(thank you rbcp for creating the above banner)
Feel free to create your own images and link back to us that way as well.
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related material blatantly stolen from the Phone Losers of America
without remorse. So don't steal any of our stuff, or the PLA will
kick your ass. Please support us and our PLA-theft by sending
us money, posting links to our site, and mailing candy. Click
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