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When we were younger, we used to hang out on fraudulent teleconferences a lot. A lot of those conferences were spent making prank calls. Some of them were recorded. Unfortunately, we lost the funnier ones when we lost this domain (and now we have it back). If you can find any of those old calls, I will love you forever. Soon we will be posting new calls that AREN'T almost a decade old.

PLA Radio #18
NEW! (6/2008) The UPL took over PLA Radio #18! I'm including a link to that episode here, as within the episode we prank call old ladies, linear's mom, and a handful of people from cgaigslist ads. enjoy! credit: linear & bex0
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Franhockenstein Bread
Not many people know this, but I am on a constant quest to find the perfect loaf of Franhockenstein bread. Nobody ever has any, though, not even 7-11. This is also the worst Hispanic accent I have ever done. credit: Rufus T. Firefly



"Christopher?"
My idea was to call a random number, and claim that they just called me. This one got all weird on me, though. (Even the bad ones get posted, 'round these parts..) credit: Rufus T. Firefly


"I locked my coat hanger in my car."

This was a locksmith. He was actually pretty cool. credit: Rufus T. Firefly

"I'm not dialing this fucking number"
We call an operator's supervisor to complain about the rude treatment we've been getting by one of the employees. We fail. credit: terror eyz

"Don't page me anymore."
An average "Did you page me?" call. These are always fun. credit: Rufus T. Firefly



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