BUY OUR SHIT!

OH HELLO THERE. You like stickers? You like UPL? Well, pretend you DO like UPL. You should buy our stickers! They're not expensive and they are high quality weather-proof vinyl (we didn't just print them up on our home printer on some label paper - they're professionally done). Shipping is a flat $0.50 per DESIGN, not per sticker -  if you buy one sticker, you pay 50 cents extra, total. If you buy two stickers of the same design, shipping is still just 50 cents. You don't add 50 cents per sticker, just per design.

• STICKER - WARDRIVER 2 Stickers for $1.00!
  

   
  

      Not drawing enough suspicion to yourself as it is? This sticker is perfect to put on your car, laptop, wifi-enabled iTouch, etc. This sticker is 2.13 x 2.75 inches and you get TWO OF THEM for just ONE FUCKING DOLLAR! What a steal!
  
  

  

• STICKER - CACTUS IS NOT A CRIME $1.00 each

    Fuck skateboarding! Let the cops, authorities, and your mom know that we have the right to cactus. This sticker is 8.5 x 1.38inches (think small bumper sticker). This sticker idea came to me as a joke when RogueClown said on the PLA boards that the PLA/UPL sites were blocked by content filters for teaching people how to commit crimes. 

Cactus is not a Crime sticker

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