UNITED PHONE LOSERS E-ZINE
DTMF Songs For Fun And Sex
issue no. 13 - July 23, 1999
this issue written by linear
<rbcp> DOS? come on, it's 1999. Half the people visiting your site probably
So, you're bored off your ass with nothing better to do, but read UPL issues, eh? Well, this one sucks just like the rest of them, so get over it. We switched from DOS format back to a Windows format. Only THIS Windows format doesn't suck ass like our first two issues. Well, i decided to write this shitty issue because I haven't written one in a while.
Anyway, this file is all about making music with your touch-tone phone's keypad. Now you can impress your friends, and all the chicks, and even get laid at parties. Yes, laid at parties! NOTE: You will NOT get laid at parties, nor do you have friends to impress.
Well, what are DTMF tones you ask? DTMF tones are the tones that your touch-tone phone's keypad makes. What is your touch-tone phone's keypad you ask? Goddamn you're dumb, kid! Go to your phone. Pick it up. You should see something like this:
Now, if you still don't know what I'm talking about, hit yourself. Harder! HARDER! Okay, that's better. Now, by pushing these touch tone keys in certain order at variating speeds, you can play old stupid songs and annoy, erm, I mean impress, your friends with your new k-r4d n34t-0 31337-0 skill.
Here are the only ones I could find for you guys. If you wanna waste your time learning how to play DTMF music, I'm sure there's many losers just like you out there that made a DTMF Music Website or something. I suggest you find it. And then tell my loser ass about it. Anyway, here's what i have:
My coun-try 'tis of thee Sweet Land of li-be-ty of thee i sing
The United Phone Losers and/or it's members WILL NOT be held responsible for what you do with the information within this text document. We cannot take responsibility for your ignorance, besides, we can barely take responsibility for our own.