Even though the UPL technically started in late 1998, we didn’t release the first issue of our ezine until January 27, 1999. That was 10 years ago this day. That’s an entire decade of dumb, friends. The ezine started as single-article issues, but progressed quickly into multi-topic, multi-author issues and through them we’ve shared a lot of (mostly worthless) information with you. And even through hiatuses, parental punishment, domain hijackings, cybersquatting, and the Bush presidency, we’ve managed to spit out well over 200 articles through our zine.

What I’m saying here is that I’ve wasted 10 years of my life for you stupid assholes, and I won’t get those years back. What have I done with my god damn life? What have I become? What COULD I have been?

But I digress. In honor of our 10-year anniversary, I created an archive of all articles ever published through the UPL ezine. This archive will make it a lot easier to find specific articles without having to search through individual issues tracking everything down. It’s a fully sortable list, so it will be easy to arrange the articles by author, or by issue, etc.

You better appreciate it, assholes, you don’t know what a pain in the ass it is cataloging 10 years worth of 200+ articles.